Trapped in a car embedded up to its axles in sticky mud, not knowing
when help would arrive, thoughts of a blazing log fire, a hot bath and
food came to mind. No, we hadn`t been in an accident, this was a planned
disaster. We were on an organized off-road safari, and it was brilliant.
There's something about off-road driving - the adrenaline rush, the
sheer fun and excitement. Exhilarating and liberating.
We'd been thinking about the idea for some time, me and my husband.
Here was an outdoor pursuit that took into account our variable British
climate. It seemed suitably challenging. And different.
We found a local 4x4 training site on the edge of Sherwood Forest in
Nottinghamshire. The first step was to have a two-hour taster session
using our own vehicle, a sturdy Isuzu Trooper. This session is described
as: "A drop in at the deep end". It certainly was.
I managed to get stuck in a rut - the story of my life - but the session
was well worth doing. We were shown correct recovery procedures for
different difficult situations.
Next we decided to go on a Peakland Trek with the same people, who
describe this trip as: "Off-road driving adventures at their best."
This involved taking 4x4 vehicles into challenging wilderness areas
of the UK, either driving our own 4x4 or one of theirs whilst under
instruction from one of their fully qualified instructor/guides.
We arrived in the Derbyshire Dales at 9.30 am, meeting the rest of
the party at the local hostelry, and after coffee, biscuits and a briefing
we set off in convoy. The day can only be described as "magical."
It was one of those cold, sunny, clear days when you can see forever.
The views were breathtaking even without the added spectacular of hang
gliders leaping off the edge of cliff-edged hills, their vivid coloured
canopies contrasting with the clear blue sky.
We travelled some challenging tracks - taking care to always: shut
gates behind us, follow the tracks without making new ruts and be courteous
to the walkers we came across. After a substantial lunch, we traversed
a track aptly named "the coffin trail ." It was an old road,
once used by the surrounding high villages as a route to the ancient
burial ground at low-lying Castleton. I couldn`t believe that our trusty
steed would make it along this track but it surpassed itself.
Needless to say by now we were hooked on this strange outdoor pursuit
and decided to go for the "big one," which brings us back
to the beginning of this article, stuck in a forest in deepest Wales,
up to our axles in mud! They said this trip was not for the faint hearted
We had arrived on the Friday afternoon, - twenty four strangers from
varying corners of the UK - to this delightful working sheep farm set
200 metres on the southern slopes of the Cambrian Mountains foothills,
in the middle of nowhere. (Seven miles north-east of Llandovery to be
precise.)
There were people from all walks of life, from computer buffs to the
two lads who arrived in their military ambulance, who were store managers
in real life. A motley crew, as were our vehicles. Some - vehicles,
not people - were cobbled-together hybrids; others had bizarre paint
jobs, but they all performed wonderfully, for on the Saturday we were
on the road from 9.30 am until 8 pm, an incredibly long and tough day.
We climbed mountains, crossed rivers, drove along forgotten tracks,
played in quarries and forests, then ended the day with a trail in the
dark along a river. When we got back to the farm we only wanted a hot
meal and the warmth of a blazing log fire - forget the shower, that
wasn`t a priority - and didn`t we all sleep like babies that night?
The brief for Sunday was: pack up and leave the farmhouse, head east
to Hay-on-Wye , play in the forest for one hour then all split to head
for our respective homes.
Only it didn`t quite work according to the brief

Somehow our convoy of vehicles was separated and four vehicles - including
us, but without a guide or instructor - took the left route whilst the
rest turned right. Very soon it became obvious that the "one hour`s
play in the forest" was not an option, and when we emerged three
hours later having been winched several times out of the deep mud by
our newly-found instructors, we were very relieved to be back in civilization.