Last Summer I Was Fat

Last Summer I was Fat
  I looked pretty cool as I sat by the pool
    With my cardigan and wide-brimmed hat.
       Everyone else went off for a swim
         I was too fat to go in.
           Inside I cried, while trying to hide.
             What do you think about that?
                Life should be fun, away in the sun
                  Not spoilt by the size of your bum.
                     So I slimmed and I trimmed
                        And I lost all that fat.
                           What do you think about that?

Jennifer Butler