FOOTBALL CRAZY

The football drives me crazy
With corners and free kicks.
Meals are taken on the lap
With lots of crisps and dips.
The wine and beer flow freely
With coffee at half time.

The second half gets started.
Another goal, more wine.
The game now seems more certain
Until a final goal.
No one has yet explained,
Or am I just a fool?
Whatever do they really mean?
By the offside rule?

Jane B